things to say during sex:
- unfunny thing
- thing not related to sex
- some bee or shrek joke probably
- im so fucking funny
- ten thousand billion notes
- none of you guys are ever getting laid
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK
I PFEHAHA FTI PFFHEHEHA
i rubbed my sweaty fucking balls on it tom have fun drinking the underwater sweat from my sponge testicals you putrid floppy fish fuck
this is my kink where do I find this guy
fun fact: a few hours after posting this to my tumblr the guy sent me a message frantically demanding i take this down. he didn’t want to be famous on the internet, he said, and girls from tumblr were harassing him.
a month later he sent me a message thanking me, and saying i got him laid.
THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.
These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.
this picture makes me happy
Every time I see this I think I laugh harder
They really do look so proud
So serious, so dignified as they bask together in the stupid looking lint monster that came out of one of their butts
I love this!
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS
YOU MAY NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS POST GETTING NOTES AGAIN
doodled a satsuki in the computer lab
Stronge eyebrows in the universe? EXCUSE ME
yeah excuse u
THOSE WEAK ASS EYEBROWS ARE NOT WELCOME IN A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT!
i run this school not you
but i admire your loyalty to order
SO SOMEHOW MY YAOI SHIRT ENDED UP IN MY DAD’S LAUNDRY BASKET HELP I CAN’T BREATHE
OMG GUYS PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD IS CALLING HIMSELF THE YAOI GOD
For some reason your dad reminds me of coach from L4D2
So i did the mature thing and photo shopped it to match
As if Coach could not be a better character.
the buugeng is a type of s-staff.
to the best of my knowledge, it is used to engage in geometric visual warfare
GEOMETRIC VISUAL WARFARE.
I cant stop watching this